Joanie's Happy Days Diner Menu

Welcome to Joanie's Happy Days Diner, a delightful culinary retreat located at 1329 Columbus Ave, San Francisco, where nostalgia meets flavor. This diner promises an array of hearty meals that cater to every palate. From mouthwatering Challah French Toast adorned with seasonal berries and whipped cream to savory burritos filled with delicious meats like Applewood Bacon and Chorizo, each plate is a testament to comfort food done right.

The side options are equally tempting, featuring crispy French Fries, satisfying Country Potatoes, and indulgent Cheese Fries crowned with jalapeños and bacon. Diners rave about the swift, friendly service that enhances the experience, making you feel right at home. Whether you're just steps from the pier or seeking a cozy breakfast spot, Joanie's encapsulates everything you love about classic diner fare.

Join us for a meal that promises not just satisfaction, but also a community spirit that keeps customers coming back!

Buttermilk Pancakes

Simple & Classic

Powdered sugar, butter, and whipped cream

$12.00

Blueberry

Fresh blueberries, powdered sugar, butter, and whipped cream

$14.00

Unicorn

Fresh dragon fruit, bananas, strawberries, kiwi, and whipped cream

$18.00

Panda

Nutella-stuffed, powdered sugar, butter

$14.00

Banana

Banana stuffed pancake with fresh strawberries, and whipped cream

$16.00

Cinnamon Dreams

Swirls of cinnamon with cream cheese

$14.00

Just The Challah

Powdered sugar, butter, and cinnamon

$12.00

Bejeweled

Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, powdered sugar, butter, whipped cream, and cinnamon

$14.00

Dirty Banana

Banana, nutella, butter, powdered sugar, and whipped cream

$14.00

Challah French Toast

Waffles

Golden Circle

Powdered sugar, butter, warm syrup on the side, and whipped cream

$10.00

The Crown

Bejeweled with fresh blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, powdered sugar, butter, and whpped cream

$14.00

Going Banana

Fresh bananas, chopped pecan nuts, powdered sugar, butter, and whipped cream

$13.00

Benedict

Poached eggs, canadian-style bacon, english muffin, rich hollandaise

$14.00

Corned Beef

Corned beef hash, poached eggs, english muffin, rich hollandaise sauce

$14.00

Benedicts

Burritos

Applewood Bacon

$14.00

Chorizo

$13.00

Sausage

$13.00

Ham

$13.00

Veggie Medley

Mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, tomatoes, avocado, and swiss cheese

$13.00

Two Eggs

$10.00

Sausage Links

$13.00

Applewood Bacon

$15.00

Ham

$13.00

Corned Beef Hash

$13.00

Canadian-Style Bacon

$13.00

Sausage Patties

$13.00

Two Egg Breakfast

Three Egg Omelette

Sausage With Cheese

$15.00

Applewood Bacon With Cheese

$15.00

Ham With Cheese

$15.00

Veggie Medley

Onions, mushrooms, bell peppers, tomatoes, and cheese.

$14.00

Hipster Lumberjack

Mushroom, spinach, jack cheese

$14.00

Denver

Ham, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, bell peppers, and cheddar cheese

$14.00

California Omelette

Avocado, mushrooms, bell peppers, and cheddar cheese.

$13.00

Spanish

Chorizo, green onions, tomatoes, bell peppers, and cheese

$15.00

I Want It All

Ham, applewood bacon, sausage, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, bell peppers, and cheese

$16.00

Plain Omelette

$9.25

Mushroom Cheese Omelette

$11.25

Vegetarian Omelette

Onions, mushrooms, bell peppers, tomatoes and cheese.

$11.25

Mushroom Spinach Jack Cheese Omelette

$12.25

Crab Omelette

Dungeness crab meat, green onions, tomatoes, and swiss cheese.

$18.95

Western Omelette

Ground chuck, mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, and swiss cheese.

$12.25

Denver Omelette

Ham, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, bell peppers, and american cheese.

$12.25

California Omelette

Avocado, mushrooms, bell peppers, and american cheese.

$12.25

Spanish Omelette

Green onions, tomatoes, bell peppers with your choice of ham or sausage or chorizo and cheese topped with salsa sauce.

$14.25

Combination Omelette

Ham, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, bell peppers and cheese.

$14.25

Joanie's 3-Egg Omelette

Side Orders

Toast

White, whole wheat, sliced sourdough.

$2.95

English Muffin

$2.95

2 Eggs

$3.50

Hash Browns

$3.99

Country Potatoes

$3.99

House Salad

$4.99

Grilled Tomatoes

$3.99

Sautéed Mushrooms

$3.99

French Fries

$4.50

Cheese Fries

Our hearty fries topped with melted cheese, bacon, and jalapeños.

$6.95